Why men don’t call back, especially Sly Stallone

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Because he’s busy.
Because he’s tired.
Because he’s nervous
Because he’s scared.
Because it seems hard.
Because you didn’t call him.
Because he doesn’t want to.
Because he’s drained from porn-surfing.
Because he’s at his real girlfriend’s place.
Because he doesn’t remember who you are.
Because you grossed him out.
Because you made him angry.
Because Mother doesn’t like you.
Because the voices are making him wait.
Because he’s the 401 Killer and you’re not his type.
Because his gun broke.
Because the phone is an anaconda.
Because you look too “Illuminati.”
Because you have to ask.

  • Are you nuts? Every porn star in the game is something-Lynn.

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